totoshinki:

if your otp doesn’t give you chest pains you’re doing it wrong

(Source: gayerthanjew)

apples-are-rubbish:

Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.

plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter

plot twist: Helena Bonham Carter is actually Johnny Depp in drag

(Source: funeralfrost)